Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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I asked her where you were.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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