- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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