- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Jesus Christ

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Cancer

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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