Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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