- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Potassium? K.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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