- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Penis chickens

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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