- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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