- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How old are you? 7

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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