- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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