- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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