Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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