- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

woman's lacrosse

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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