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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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