why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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knock knock? come in

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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123 f*ck off

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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