- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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