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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Cripples are lame.