Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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