What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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