- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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