- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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