I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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