- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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