If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A russian gives away vodka.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Click here for free sandwich.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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