- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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