- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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