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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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