- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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