- Anti Joke

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist