How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Roses are red.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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womens rights.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why so serious ?

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Anti Joke

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