- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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