How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are red.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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