- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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