A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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