- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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