- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman's rights

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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