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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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