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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

I? Everett

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Yes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

I? Everett

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Yes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka