A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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