- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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