- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A blind man walks into a library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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