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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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