Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

womens rights

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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