A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

cory is gay

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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