Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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