What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's just not right? Left

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

men, men like men= men+bed

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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