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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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