What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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the lemon was sweet.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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