- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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