Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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