What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

The global news

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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