What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Refridgerator.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Gay rights.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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