What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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