What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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