- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

The Labour Party.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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