A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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