- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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