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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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