Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

penis. nuff said.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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