A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why did the blue berry cross the road

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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