- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A pope meets another one

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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