Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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