hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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