Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Your're racist.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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