- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did? Yes

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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