Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Dwarf Shortage

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Weaner

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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