- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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