A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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