What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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