What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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