What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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