- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

The Labour Party.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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