- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats worse than a joke? This

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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