How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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