- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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