what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Feminism.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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