What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Charlie Sheen

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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