- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

like this or you will die at some point in your life

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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