- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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