- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How old are you? 7

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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