- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

David Cameron

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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