why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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