A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I have a horse.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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