- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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