Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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