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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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