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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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