A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's blue? The sky.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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