Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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No antijoke here.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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