Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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