- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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