what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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steven hawking walks into a bar

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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