Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Tunechi

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Pickle

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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