- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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