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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the new green? Green

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

We found a cure for cancer. Death

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