- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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