- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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