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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

a chinese man pays the full price

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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