what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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WNBA

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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