- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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