- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

why did the blue berry cross the road

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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