- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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