- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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