Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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