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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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