- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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