Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Grace Ackerson

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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