what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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