What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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