- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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