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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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