What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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