- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

This is not a joke.

Women

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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