- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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