- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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