- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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