- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

miha kako si?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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