Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Pickle

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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