- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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