- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

charlie sheen

i killed my family

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

this website is a bad joke

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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