What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Ben Corbishley

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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