Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Poop

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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