- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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