- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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