- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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