How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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