- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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