Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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