Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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