- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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