Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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