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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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