Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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