- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

I forgot what i was gonna say

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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