- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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