What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Mahmy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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I went to work today....

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Anti Joke

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