A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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