- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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