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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Yo Mama just died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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