Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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black chicken. kfc

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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