- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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