- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Take part of what?

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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