Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whatdumb and gay stewart price

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

united we sit, cause we're fat

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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