- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Haha, I get it..

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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