- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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