I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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