Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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