- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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