- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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