- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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