- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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